I 1 And it did come to pass, that on the nth day (no-one is quite sure which, but most theologians tend towards Thursday), the Lord did look down upon the Earth, and saw that it was flat, and really not very interesting. So he did cause parts of the Earth to rise up into the firmament. And the Children of the Lord did name the lumpy bits in the middle of northern England "the Pennines". And the Lord looked upon His work, and saw that it was good.Link
2 And in the evening did the Lord slump down in His favourite armchair, and did plant His feet upon His coffee table, and did scratch His balding bonce, and He did read the part of the Manual pertaining to the causing of the Children of the Lord to invent Things. And thus it did come to pass that the Children of the Lord did invent the recumbent. And the Lord looked upon His work, and saw that it was good.
If this tickles your Monty Python schtick, do follow the link and read the whole magilla. Which is not, technically, a synonym for "entertaining ride report"—but it will do. 'Twill serve.
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I can hear John Cleese executing that most brilliantly.
I was hearing Michael Palin in the same tone he utilised in the Hand Grenade of Antioch speech.
Love the irreverence of it. Go Monty! LOL
Mmmmm... yeah... that ride report was like, longer than the ride... I'm going to need a summary, m'kay?
Bret: Methinks thou hast, perhaps, missed the point. ;)
WV: "bligs" I don't know what it means, but I like it. Seems to go well with "blogs". And yet... nothing can ever compare with Dr. Eric's prescription. [cough]
Okay, I finally, finally took the time off of work to read the ride report, complete with footnotes, merrily. It was worth the use of a few hours vacation time. Loved it. I especially loved that he gives a complete wedding report in the middle. This was, of course, after the cigarette break.
Come out, come out, wherever you arrrre!
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