Random Synaptic Misfire
The senses consume. The mind digests. The blog expels.

Certain individuals keep telling me that I should be a writer (Hi Mom). This is probably as close as I'll ever come to making that happen.

“I C,” said the blind man

By Foo
Notion swiped from Bill:

You are C++. You are very popular and open to suggestions.  Many have tried to be like you, but haven't been successful
Which Programming Language are You?


I'm a little disappointed by this revelation, as I tend to think of myself as PHP.

Speaking of disappointment, I went a-Googling for "annoy your coworkers day". I figured surely someone had thought it up already. After all, there are people who actually celebrate Festivus, for crying out loud.

But no. The closest I came was some lists, like this one.

What good is a list of ways to observe a special occasion without the official, Hallmark-approved, made-up holiday?

Now playing: Talk Talk, It's My Life
 

7 comments so far.

  1. Tink 23 August, 2006 14:59
    Ah, I tried to paste my answer and ended up deleting. I must be a Windows program.
  2. Foo 23 August, 2006 15:10
    SOL (your pick).
  3. Gwynne 23 August, 2006 18:36
    My favorite is "Talk to yourself when others can overhear you but make it all business jargon."

    Oh, you wanted to know what programming language I am?

    Basic. And I didn't even have to take the test.
  4. Allez 23 August, 2006 19:57
    I'm Java. I didn't know that was a language. Hmmmm. But I do like coffee :-)
  5. Susiebadoozie 24 August, 2006 13:46
    my programming language is "moron".

    and ways to annoy your co workers....

    listen to your ipod and sing off tune

    put a guest book sign in at the entrance to your cubbie, don't talk to anyone until they sign in

    put rubber dog poop on everyone's desks

    get a fart machine

    ok i could go on all day
  6. Tink 24 August, 2006 14:11
    You used SOL! *Pumps fist* Yessss.
  7. Cheryl 24 August, 2006 16:32
    Java...nectar of the gods! Oh yeah!

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