The concept is pretty far out there, but some of the covers actually aren't bad. Except... well, let's just say that hearing the Jackie Chan/Ani DiFranco cover of "Unforgettable" may give you an entirely new insight into the matter of William Hung's recording contract and, perhaps, make you bleed from the eyes.
Randomness
It cracks me up to read some of the comments around these parts. Contrary to popular myth, it's not just the guys who seem obsessed with talking about gas and nose nuggets.A distinction worth noting: Farting on cue is entertainment. Farting on queue is biological warfare.
Borrowing a page from Fred's playbook, I was checking out the search terms that are bringing people to my blog:
- colon smells
- bohemia sunshower
- coke and asparagus flush
- drunk wife tool
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19 comments:
Colorful stuff!
I feel so "normal" and boring compared to the rest of you bloggers. Is there something I'm missing like a strange chromosome? Any ideas? I just don't get it.
I wouldn't think of speaking for anyone else, but I'm pretty sure my style of posting stems from my having been dropped (repeatedly) on my head as a child.
Bohemia Sunshower?! Ahahahaha! *Wipes tears from eyes* And WHY do those words pull up your site? Hmmm? I have got to do that for my blog. Care to spill the instructions?
Tink: Ooooh... a challenge, is it.
Let's see. If I use Google's advanced search, restricted to my blog (foorider.blogspot.com) and search for "bohemia sunshower" (without the quotes, which would have ensured that I didn't get a hit), I find that it's this post that got the hit. "Thirteen Tales From Urban Bohemia" and the word "sunshower", which appeared in one of the comments.
How did I know someone got to my blog using those search terms? I added a statistics counter last month, after reading some other bloggers' comments about the sort of traffic jumps they saw after being tagged on popular blogs. I use a free counter from www.pstats.com, which shows me referrers (sites linking to mine) and search engine terms.
Nose nuggets? I'll have to add that to my mental dictionary.
By the way Foo - come by and see MY bike. Well, the bike I used to have.
It's official... You're awesome.
No, madame, I am a geek. =)
geek schmeek.
Foo, is that homebrew in your hand?
Foo, what does your shirt say??
The shirt has the logo for the Dallas Off-Road Bicycle Association (DORBA). The button says "WHINING" with the red circle-and-stripe (i.e. "no whining").
Homebrew? No. It's a cartoon representation of some sort of beer, possibly Miller Lite, from the color of it. Shiner Bock would be darker.
The CD sounds like it belongs in my ... er...eclectic music collection. Herman's Hermits & "White Wedding." Dang -- I wish I'd thought of that.
Anne: Here are the Google results for "geek schmeek". Enjoy.
Peggy: Did you listen to the sound clips for any of the tracks? The Herman's Hermit's one isn't the worst of the lot, and there are a few of them that are actually pretty darned listenable.
The Don Ho one would probably give me nightmares (as did Pat Boone's In A Metal Mood: No More Mr. Nice Guy when one of my co-workers brought it to work and tricked me into giving it a listen). And, of course, you already know my feelings on whether or not Jackie Chan should ever again warble into a microphone.
Yes, I would imagine you understand about the head dropping effect as well as anyone... ;)
Just saying 'Jackie Chan singing' gives me the giggles.
As a matter of fact, I just posted today about nose picking. Scratching the gray matter, and I do mean the brain.
WV:"WVSKET"
The numerous aol cds that come in US Postal mail used as targets on a West Virginia shooting range. (PULL!)
I stand corrected.
And now that you put them together, expect more hits for these phrases.
I only put up a few of the searches. Someday, I'm going to start a separate blog of nothing but the search terms. Here's three of the latest:
* wild women hillbillies
* las vegas jello wrestling coach
* turd sticking out of toilet picture
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