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VIKINGS: (low, building) Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam...
That said, every once in a while something lands in my e-mail box that's so pathetic... so polite... so out there... that it's worth a moment, if for amusement purposes only.
Subject :_ ENQUIRY
DEAR SIR,
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Sir we want to expand our business and sending you enquiry regarding our specializes. Kindly consider us in your new clients and try us once.
We also ensure that the orders are shipped on time and received by the customers on time. We believe in long term relationship with our customers and their satisfaction to the fullest. We also welcome small orders. Give us a chance and you will never approach any other manufacturer which is a guarantee, be it on the terms of quality or price. Awaiting your valuable reply.
Regards, Muhammad Amjad
Customer Service Team
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As if.
VIKINGS: (quite loud now, insistent) SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM!
FOO: SHAAADDAAAP!!!
[vikings EXEUNT]
8 comments:
Have you ever read Letters From a Nut (the letters of Ted Nancy)? I think this is what we have here. ;-) Thanks for sharing.
That's one of the more interesting ones. I usually get some foreign national begging for $, an inheritance that I don't know a thing about, and sexual performance enhancements for men which I don't need since I'm a female. At least you got something original! Enjoy!
SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM....
I haven't opened any in a long time, but the email titles and email addresses are usually funny enough.
I'm sure I have at least one waiting in my box right now.
Yup.
It's labeled, "Testicle." Niiiice.
"Testicle"? Why, that's just nuts!
Gwynne: "Letters From A Nut"? I'm not familiar with it. Book? Blog? Do tell.
Susie: "What kind of hosiery?" Why, only the best, of course. At reasonable prices. Didn't you read the e-mail?
And you may confuse sperm for spam, but I keep reading the title of another recent post as "Darwin farted".
Susie, I might have guessed you've also read this book (yes, it's a book, Foo, a must read!). And I just saw the sequel the other day, creatively titled, "More Letters from a Nut." ;-)
I hate SPAM too. Uncle Joe tricked me into eating some too. I was not happy. Oh wait. Different SPAM. Sorry!
Every spam is sacred.
Every spam is great.
If a spam is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
Every spam is sacred.
Every spam is good.
Every spam is needed
In your neighbourhood!
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